Random/Stupid/Clutzy Act of the day!

Hey folks! Just a recording thing of the Random/Stupid/Clutzy thing that I do each day, I do at least one, so!

Random: stared my cats down
Stupid: Chewed on a bendie twist until a wire came out.
Clutzy: Tripped over chair and landed on arse.

That's it for today!

BTW:: I'm still chewing on the bendie twist!

Random: Dress my build-a-bear in a sparkly dress
Stupid: Starting talking to my cat.
Clutzy: In America I stepped on my sisters foot 5 times that same day.

Random: Ran around screeming for no reason, Jumping on portch and feeling it bounch. (The dirt's gone from the cement stairs + Portch so whenever you jump on it, it actually moves), threw pieces of bread in the air and tried to catch it with my mouth. Drank red soda and spit it out, making BLAGLHD sounds to make it look like I was throwing up blood. Went in my mom's car and honked the horn three times when these boys on bikes walked by, they all turned and looked at me and I just busted out laughing. Sat on toughguy49 (or whatever number)'s face, ate beans, farted, wiggled, chased tail, vomitted. (FURCADIA WAS THAT ONE I DIDN'T DO THAT ONE IRL XD)


Stupid: Ate grass, stuck needles in my fingers (not to bleed, small layer of skin so it just hung to my skin), Climbed a tree, fell off, tried to catch self by using a branch, right hand skimmed on a broken off branch. (There's a large slice on the palm of my hand now, I'm surprised it didn't bleed)


Clutzy: Tripped over Tent, pretended that I meant to do that, fell off of tree, went inside and accidentally rammed hip into wooden thing by the stairs.

I didn't do alot today in 13 mins. And I leave at 8:30am [in about 1 hour]


Random: Made my toy pengiun that was a gift to my BFF dance on it;s flabby yellow little legs. Read a story about 9-11, Coughed and spluttered when my orange juice went down the wrong way, I stared at my cat untill she laid on her stomach in appreciation, I stared at my forest [in my garden, your probally thinking wtf?!] for 5 minutes untill a ravemn swooped down and stole bread that was meant for our Fox. D=<
Stupid: Rolled on my pull-out-extra-part-of-sofa, called my dads best friends wife Qozzy mo-do [The hunchback of natrudum is called that. LOL]
Clutzy: Tripped over myself in the shower, Jumped on my chair too high, missed my beg and landed on my legs, then my butt.

Stupid: I GOT FREAKIN APPLE FILLED DOUGNNUTS! wtf is wrong with me! should of got jam!!! D::::
Random: Played football with my dog...Just..just dont ask.
Clutzy: Tried to rollerskate. It totally failed.....Falshbacks...*Shiver*

Random: Stepped on random things, tossed more bread in mouth, raced Friend's Dog.
Stupid: Went to the fair, went on many many rides that I swear to god could've killed me, BUTT I Went on anyways:

Ride that slowly went up 100 feet, then dropped you and abruptly stopped you at the end: Rode it 4 times.

Fire Ball: A Ride that is formed in a circle, that takes you around around it, and at least twice, stops you and keeps you hanging upside down 100 feet in the air, goes very fast: Rode 10 times.

G- Swirl: A Ride that in the shape of a banana, and pulls you back to the top, then drops you and lets you swing to the other side, then lets it slow down. Rode: Once

Ride that goes up to 100 feet in the air (These were really tall rides), in the shape of an oval pointing upward, has carts (Like on a ferris wheel) except it cages you inside. (Looked like a Jailcell!), You could rock in the carts, so on the ride it goes very fast, and it swings in circles, so you go in small circles backwards, forewards, WHILE THE OVAL TURNS BACKWARDS ITSELF. So the whole thing is in the air while you going in circles in the car, so your going in circles x2 at the same time. LONG RIDE! WENT SUPER FAST! I was banging aroudn everywhere, and I went on it with my friend. My friend was scared to death, and I felt kinda sick and scared, though not that bad as the ride felt like the cart was just going to be flung in the air and crash into the gruond (Which it almost did, one of the times we went we swung and we stopped in midair with our faces pointing right at the ground) And at some times we would be dropped upside down and darted head first into the ground. (You wouldn't even know you were upside down until you got up rightside-up.) ANd the whole time I was singing!
JOY TO THE WORLD
BARNIE'S DEAD
WE BARBIQUED IT'S HEAD.
(Friend: -my irl name- Please stop singing!- )
-Dart downward, both scream bloody murder-
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BODY!
WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE -bam facing the ground, friend screams- POTTY
AND AROUND AND AROUND WE GO!
-BAM-
AROUND AND AROUND WE GO!
-scream-
AROUND, AROUND, AROUND WE GO!
(Friend- PLEASE STOP SINGING!)
-a penny falls out of my purse (Yes i braught it on the ride XD it was banging all over the place) and rolls around my feet-
Then I sang:
I LOST MY MONEY,
I WANT IT BACK!
-bam-
I LOST MY MONEY . . .
I WANT IT -bam- BAAACK
I LOST MY-
-screams-
MONEY,
I WANT IT BAAAAACK!
LAH DE DAH DE DAH DE LA . . .
(friend; -my name- STOP SINGING!)

The ride soon stopped and there were these other girls facing us, and we were still rolling around when I held a conversation with them
me: HI THERE!
Girl 2: Hi!
Me: Are you scared?
Girl 2: YES!
Me: How are you?
Girl 2: Fine, thanks!
Me: What's your name!
Girl 2: -girl 2's name-!!!
Me: Cool! My name's -name-!

Friend: You're weird.
Me: You just noticed?
Friend: No
Me: Wanna go again?
Friend: No

Rode ride: Once

Also, I pet Cows, pigs, and goats!!!
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Clutsy: nudged off wood off of the driveway when working on it, I was fixing it when my friend's grandpa playfully took my purse and pretended to run off with it. I gave him the stinkeye later.
Stinkeye :


BEAT THAT EVERYONE! >D

Random: Give floor a strange look, called my friend's dog different names (Vito, Jace, Munt, Slushy, etc.)(Heh, my friend tried to take the dog from me and the dog barked and growled at her, scared her so bad she quickly set him down, and he jumped back on the chair and layed back down next to me), Got chased by my "personal stalker" (Friend).

Stupid: Told my dad he called last minute to come again . . . Boy that was stupid of me. (He yelled at me for saying that, said that if a friend called and asked me to go to the fair -yesturday- at the last minute, would it be last minute? And then I got him to shut up by saying, "If the friend calles last minute every time she wants me over or wants to come". Then he bitched to my mom about saying how my grandparents are making my sisters and I feel this way -specially me- about him, and she got him back by telling him that they really do feel this way about him . . . He didn't talk to me tonight. <3333333)

Clutzy: I don't remember . . . . I think I tripped over the stairs or something. (Fell up the stairs, I did that once.
Same with felll up and down the stairs, which I tripped, fell up, then slid down a few steps) XD

Only Stupid and random.

Stupid: I decided to reanact a bit out of Driving Lessons where Ben(Rupert grint) is in the bath (Only see his top half -drools-) and he puts his head underwater, keeping his eyes open and looks serious. It's cause' he's depressed.
WEEELL.. I put some water in the bathroom sink, looked the door and tied my hair up so the dye didn't get out. Mixed the water so it was lukewarm and I closed my eyes and put my head under the water. When I opened my eyes, they started to sting. I still managed to do it!

Random: Reanacted a scene out of Driving Lessons.

Random: took everything but the comfort thing off of my bed and stared at it for a long time, found a porno pic that I was working on a few weeks ago to try to make Flip feel better, then tore it up. (See Stupid to see what I did with it). Danced around my livingroom and did a handspring.

Stupid: Ripped the porno pic to pieces, so ashamed for even making the effort to draw and just in case my mom had found it, I ripped the porno parts and literally ate them! Did a handspring and landed on tailbone, I remain alive.
Yesturday Stupid that I did not add: I ate weeds (2) . .. Literally.

Clutzy: Accidentally rammed into my own bedroom door. Tripped twice on my PJ bottoms (They stopped at the knee! How I was able to do that I'll NEVER know!)

YESTURDAY

Random:Annoyed the hell out of people at Hogwarts on Furc by using a World Translator to scream random things at them in German, French, Spanish, Italion, and Portugese. IRl: Took foil and chewed on it, tore it to pieces, left a long piece of aluminum foil in the hallway (It's still there!)

Stupid: Screamed and ran around the house repeatedly, talked to myself while making a chicken sammich. Listened to two songs at once, failing at playing the piano. Stood next to my cat and purposely sneezed really loud (that cat was GONE!)

Clutzy: Ran over long piece of aluminum, almost rammed into my cat, ran into my mom's door, tripped over clothes, etc, etc.

The one for today will be on my next post since the day's barely started for me. xD

Random: Held meh 1-day-old stepnephew, made random sounds in the car against my stepdad, took a toilet rod and swung it in circled over my head in the garage, laughed nonstop at Sears.
Story: LOL I was in such my own little world that when this Sears worker started to walk by me, I shook my head from side to side rapidly and said, "Ughdkgfdjfld" And she gave me a weird look. XD

Stupid: (read Story), poked a wild toad, (read Random), rolled around on my bed. Talked to myself, read everything I'm writing now.

Clutzy: Rammed into car door, bumped head on cardoor, almost tripped over wild toad, ran into my mom's door again.

Random: LOL SEK YOU JUST MADE ME SING ON THE RIDES AT DISNEYLAND
I was on this rocket ride and the whoile thing was tilted and i was scared incase i fell out and i randomly started singing
iI LOST MY MONA
N I WANNA IT BAK


Stupid.: ..Nothing really. I GUESS IM JUST SUCH A SMARTICLE CREETA
Cluzty: Walked into a wall.
A WALLL/
...Wtf is wrong wit me

Random: Repeatedly knocked on my sister's door and in a high-pitched voice yelled, "House keeping!" Until she kicked her door at me. Put my face up against my 6-month-old stepniece's face, and i kissed the ball she was sucking on and she pinched my nose. Ran around the block speedy fast with my stepnephew in a small car, he was yellin "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH!" XD

Stupid: (See random act sentanc # 1) Shot poprocks at people . . . My sister tried to get me back by chasing me down the road with a whole bunch of them (I was barefoot! I had an asthma attack! XD)

Clutzy: Ran my hand into the wall on my way out of my mom's room .. . I hurt myself a lot there.
Ran into a chair . . . How obvious I knew it was there my body didn't cooperate with MOVING OUT OF THE WAY D<

BOOGAWOOGA

Random: Took dares from friends, hugged random boys and said, "Haiii" to them. (also applys to stupid)

Stupid: Well, today I went to my school's football team to do chains ( mark first downs) . . . spent a whole hour just sitting there, waiting for my turn to do chains, then found out I wasn't needed. So I walked down to the library and ran into three of my guyfriend's friends, who wouldn't leave me alone. They kept flirting with me, and kept asking me to go out with one of them, and asking if I smoked, smoked weed, if my guyfried went out with me/does go out with me, if my guyfriend's gay, he if smokes, if he smokes weed. And when I told him that I wasn't going out with him and not doing those other things, he killed my guyfriend and the friend told me that my guyfriend said that I was going out with him.
I got so mad I chased the friend down the street. When I come back the two other boy's (My guyfriend and the three friends are in Highschool, by the way (9th grade)jaws were down.
Dude1: "Holy fuck! I never knew a chic could run that fast!"
-The two dudes SCRAMMED!!!!!-
(By the way, all three had bikes, I only had my flat, laceless tennishoes.

Clutzy: When I chased the dude, I stopped immediately, slid on some rocks, almost did the splits, and then ran back to the other dude's who's -by the way- eyes were HUGE!