Ask Stork

Uhm....H..HI..

Yeah.. My..Err.. Name's..Stork..

Before you all get killed by mutant lava worms. I've decided to set up an ask me anything.

This is me:



This is me when we're in danger and inescapable doom:


I apparently have insomnia -eye twitch- Don't believe them. They're more than likely going to betray and kill you.

Yes, I am part of the Storm hawk team. But I will definitely leave them once a better opportunity comes along...

I am of seventeen years of age. And yes, I am a Merb.
Nobody really cares about me though. -eye roll-
It's all. Spaerow..Or... Piper.. Or... Junko.. OR FINN!

-nervous laughter- I do the chores.. The ship I maintain it. But it's what I do and like doing best.

NOW.

Onto you puny lot.. Who will die in a few hour's time.
Yes.. I'm sorry for your short-lived life.. Take a look at your family for the last time.. I am sure you will have a painful and grusome demise..
Anyway.. This is my advice column..



Yep... That's right.
Here's an example.. I picked from Junko.. Hehe..



Junko: WHERE IS MY BABY WALLOP?

Stork: Well... More than likely being eaten right now by an adult poison spider.. Or in an alternate dimension, happily ripping this condor apart. Or being tortured by the Cyclonians.


Thus.. Comes my conclusion.
If you have a question, just post it here and I'll be ready to answer. As long as I don't get that awful rash again.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDoyVwmcjRE
The only advice they've ever taken from me.

Susie-lou from the Canadian Skyknights team asks:

Why do you love your condor so much?

Well... If you've seen the episode: dude, Where's my Condor? You would know. In fact, here's the links.. Happy suffering!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTffEcAgDYY
Part 1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWyiWbR4XQ&feature=related
Part 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdp-L0nEhYI&feature=related
Part 3.


There you are. -twitching of the eye-

Finn, of the Storm Hawks, asks:
Have you ever sung before?

Yes, indeed I have, Finn.. And you were there! Shall I help you remember?
Though.. Those horrible tentacle people wouldn't stop bothering me! They were going to kill me and I was going to give up! Until.. -nervous laughter- You appeared...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ94O9lvSJ0
To jog your memory.
They then KIDNAPPED me! and.. And... I jumped! But the StormHawks team rescued me!
I could've had to.. -gulp-... SIGN A CONTRACT! -faint-
And.. They forced me to be a...
MINSTREL!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwELVpIgseA
That's all for today... If you still read these, I will throw in a free, Yeti-repellant book.. They always come in handy.
-sly laughter-

-rubbing green hands together-

Okay.... N..Now. I..Th..Think Piper and Radarr have..A...A question for me.

Piper of the Stormhawks asks: Don't you think crystals are excellent? I mean. They help us survive through so many problems, and your ship works on them and famous Philosophers talk about them ALL the time. They're also used as weapons, isn't it great??

Stork: -snores, then quickly wakes up- HUH?! Oh.. Yeah! Piper. I agree with everything you just said -nervous laughter and eyetwitch- NEXT!

Radarr of the Stormhawks asks: Squee narr eek squark nyehhhh werkk squeak narr eek pyeh nom nom nom eek ghreey nananananan?

Stork: -frowns- Wh..WHat did you just say? I don't speak Radarr but I ASUME... You asked me about my 'Storkmobile'.

Yessir. A very handy carrige for me to step into, when going on such LIFE-THREATENING missions that I some how return from, injured, but only just alive.
It contains several booby-traps for the idiotic creatures and Cyclonians to have. It also has an ejector seat.
Everyone said I didn't need it. -nervous laughter and eyetwitch, rubbing hands together- But NO I prooved them wrong. I was right, they were wrong. -sly smile-


-clears throat and notices the readers-

Okay.. Sorry about that. -eyetwitch AND nervous laughter, limbs twitching too-

I will.. Ermm... READ MORE TOMOROW!

I bid you all.. Fair well.... Have fun in your miserable.. Sorry.. Lives.