Songs from Dwayne's I-pod.

Basically... yeah. xD
Help- The Beatles.

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.

Nowhere Man- The Beatles.

He's a real nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command.

(lead guitar)

He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere Man can you see me at all?

Nowhere Man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
lends you a hand.

Nowhere man pleas listn,
you don't know what your missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?

He's a real Nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

Michelle- the Beatles

Michelle, my bell.
These are words that go together well,
My Michelle.

Michelle, my bell.
Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.

I love you, I love you, I love you.
That's all I want to say.
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand.

Michelle, my bell.
Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.

I need to, I need to, I need to.
I need to make you see,
Oh, what you mean to me.
Until I do I'm hoping you will
Know what I mean.

I love you...

I want you, I want you, I want you.
I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow.
Until I do I'm telling you so
You'll understand.

Michelle, my bell.
Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble,
Très bien ensemble.

I will say the only words I know that
You'll understand, my Michelle.

All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry
Still you don't regret a single day.
Ah girl! Ffff...Girl!

When I think of all the times I've tried SO HARD to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry;
And she promises the earth to me
And I believe her
After all this time I don't know why.
Ah, girl! Ffff...Girl!

She's the kind of girl who puts you down
When friends are there, you feel a fool.
When you say she's looking good
She acts as if it's understood.
She's cool, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Girl! Ffff...Girl!

Was she told when she was young that pain
Would lead to pleasure?
Did she understand it when they said
That a man must break his back to earn
His day of leisure?
Will she still believe it when he's dead?
Ah girl!Ffff...Girl!

Eleanor Rugby- The Beatles

Ah, look at all the lonely people
Ah, look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door
Who is it for?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from ?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong ?

Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near.
Look at him working. Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Eight days a week- The Beatles

Ooh I need your love babe,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe,
Just like I need you.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week.

Love you ev'ry day girl,
Always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl,
Love you all the time.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love girl,
Eight days a week.

Eight days a week
I love you.
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show I care.

Ooh I need your love babe,
Guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe,
Just like I need you.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love babe,
Eight days a week.

Eight days a week
I love you.
Eight days a week
Is not enough to show I care.

Love you ev'ry day girl,
Always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl,
Love you all the time.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
I ain't got nothin' but love girl,
Eight days a week,
Eight days a week,
Eight days a week.


A hard day's night (;D lmao) -the beatles

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're gonna give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel okay
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

Owwww

So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel okay
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling your holding me tight, tight, yeah

It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright...

Dude (I totally miss you) -Tenacious D

dude i totally miss you,
i really fucking miss you,
im all alone,
all the time,
all the time,

dude i totally miss you,
the things we do together,
where have you gone?

totally miss the honesty,
and special times and honestly,
i totally miss the fucked up things you do,

dude i totally miss you,
i totally miss you,
dude i totally miss you,
all the time,

solo ( aaaaaaaaaah )

totally miss the honesty,
and special times and honestly,
i totally miss the fucked up things you do,

dude i totally miss you,
i totally miss you,
dude i totally miss you,
all the time,

2nd solo

totally miss the honesty,
and special times and honestly,
i totally miss the fucked up things you do,

dude i totally miss you,
i totally miss you,
dude i totally miss you,
all the time,

All the tii-eee-iii-eee-iiiime

Break in-City- Tenacious D

JB:
The mission is clear,
i'm going over there
I'm going to do the mission

I flip around the corner,
flat as a pancake
And then i- aww noo! A camera

Stay back here,
devise a plan
Dive into the bushes

(Chorus)
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!

Ninja style,
samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-fucker
Now i'm climbin up,
up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes

(Chorus)
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
oh! storm the gates!

Car Chase City- TenaciousD

Car chase city, that's the name of the game.
It was all proven, it was totally lame.
KG really fuckin' blew us a mess.
Now we're fuckin' headed for a total KAPOW.
Car chase city rollin' with my bud.
Not that it wasn't, but it totally was.
Car chase city, no more rough on the map!
Car chase city, now I'm takin' a crap!
Now it's gettin' heresy, we're shakin' the key!
Never underestimate the power of D!
KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison, hide the pick in my ass!
Fuck this shit, it's gone too far!
Kage pull over let me outta the car!
Car chase city, now we're takin' the lane!
JB blew in now we're never the same!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Live it friend I'm feelin' ya.
WHOA!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol.
Car chase city. [x3]
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Just a fuckin' pick it and roll.
Picks! Speed! Turbo!
Oh! Fuck! Gas! Brakes!
Spinnin' Donut! The Spinnin' Donut!
Roll! Flip It! Gas! Nitro!
Go!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Just a fuckin' pick it and roll.
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Rockin' will see you from a fool.
Car chase city [x3] (to fade out)

Devil: Hey guys, you're runnin' a little late.
There's one spot left.
You got any new material?
Jables: What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit.
Kage: Dust off the stage open mic host. Step aside

Two air-vents on the roof,
thats what the guy was talkin a- Shit!

(Chorus)
Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!
storm the gates!

Don't Preach- Drake Bell


You say that I suck and I'm lousy,
You say I can't write, not yet
You always told me how to be,
Now I'm sick of it,

[Chorus]
Sorry doesn't make it okay,
When I'm the one that paid your way
Don't preach,

You're drilling a hole in my ceiling,
Too bad it won't rain
But who's living without any feeling,
So don't you complain,

Sorry doesn't make it okay,
When I'm the one that paid your way,
Sorry doesn't make it okay,
When I'm the one that paid your way
Don't preach

I can't believe what you say,
How you live, how you love, how you lie,
You took my money away,
Made me sleep on the floor that I bought,
But I don't care anyway,
Cuz I laugh when you cry,
Do you think you would die if I said,
Don't preach,

Sorry doesn't make it okay,
When I'm the one that paid your way,
Sorry doesn't make it okay,
When I'm the one that paid your way

The house, the bed, the cars and the front door,
How's it feel now that it's paid for,
Already paid for, [4x]
Everybody's paid for [4x]

Highway to no where- Drake bell

I'm tired of all your excuses
I'm tired of all your lies
Your filthy schemes and abuses
Ooh, I've finally grown wise
Got tired of chasin' it down
Baby it's better that I'm not around
And I'm on the highway to nowhere
Tryin' to get by without you
I don't know why it took me so long to
Wind up back at nowhere with you, oh
Wind up back at nowhere with you
Wind up back at nowhere Wind up back at nowhere with you
It's time for a little payback
It's time for a little respect
You can't just rewind and playback
All of the shit that you wrecked
And I'm on the highway to nowhere
Tryin' to get by without you
I don't know why it took me so long to
Wind up back at nowhere with you, oh
Wind up back at nowhere with you
Wind up back at nowhere
Wind up back at nowhere with you
And I'm on the highway to nowhere
Tryin' to get by without you
I don't know why it took me so long to
Wind up back at nowhere with you
Wind up back at nowhere with you, oh
Wind up back at nowhere with you, oh yeah
Wind up back at nowhere
Wind up back at nowhere with you
Wind up back at nowhere with you
Wind up back at nowhere with you
Back at nowhere, nowhere, wind up back with you [x4]
We are awesome
We are awesome

Telegraph-Drake Bell

Telegraph
Telephone
Tell a friend I'm leavin'
Heard you left
Me at home
But I'm here still breathin'
'Cause she's in me
Tell me where you've gone
Could I meet you later on
Should I Let you be
I guess I'm letting you go
It's hard but it's just like they say
You had to be so
Hard on my heart and my head
But I left our past
On the telegraph
Telephone
Tell a friend I'm grievin'
Lift it up
And tear it down
See what you believe in
'Cause she's in me
Tell me where you've gone
Could I meet you later on
Should I
Let you be (I'm gonna let you)
I guess I'm letting you go
It's hard but it's just like they say
You had to be so
Hard on my heart and my head
But I left our past
On the telegraph
Am I just waistin' time
Trying to lose your mind
How do these things get done
So do you think it's true
When it comes out of you
Aren't we the lucky ones
Telegraph
Telephone
Tell a friend I'm leavin'
Cause she's in me
Tell me where you've gone
Could I meet you later on
Should I
Let you be I'm gonna

Bite me-Electric Six

Are you ready for my Sucky-Sucky?
Are you ready to be set free?
Are you ready to syphon gasoline?
Are you ready for the number 3?
Are you ready for big, big savings?
Are you ready for the Master's Hand?
Are you ready for my Bloody-Bloody?
Are you ready to

Sing are you ready to bite me
Delight me
I'll pay handsomely for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me
Bite me

Are you ready for the Devil's Daughter?
Are you ready for the soylent green?
Are you ready for unholy water?
Are you ready for my fucking machine?
Are you ready for American strike-force?
Are you ready for the mystery meat?
Are you ready for my crazy-crazy?
Are you ready to

Sing are you ready to bite me
Delight me
I'll pay handsomely for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me
Bite me

Go

People heading for a dirty future
People lining up a party ball
People sucking on their computer
They have accountants pay for it all

And we were so in love
And we were so in love
And we were so in love
And we were so in love
And we were so in love
And we were so in love
And we were so in love

And we were ready to bite me
Delight me
I'll pay handsomely for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me
Bite me

Come on and bite me
Delight me
I'll pay handsomely for you to excite me
Your body is something I might not survive
So bite me


Be my dark angel- Electric six

un, deux, trois, quatre,

You were walking down the street
You were just across the street
So I had to cross the street
To get to your side of the street

It's torture, it's torture
I need you so bad, girl
It's torturing me

You scortcher, you scortcher,
fry an egg on your face, girl
You're scorching me

Be my, be my,
Be my dark angel
Be my, be my
Capri sun
BE my, be my
Viscious and evil one

The question, the answer
The disco, the dancer
The places you'll never go
The faces you'll never know

It hurts me, it hurts me, believe me it hurts me
It's hurting me

The questions, the queries
The rhetoric, the theories
It hurts me, yeah!

Be my, be my,
Be my dark angel
Be my, be my
Blue sunshine
BE my, be my
American concubine

I am havin' a whirl
of canadian
go-go girls
Japanese karate girls
Black girls
White girls
China girls
Australi-asian
European
Pan American girls

When bad girls start wrestling
Everyone wants to be
the next referee
including me

The record is skipping
The dance is disturbing
The Jacksons are reuniting
They're going on tour
And I can't take it anymore

Be my, be my,
Be my dark angel
Be my, be my
Blue sunshine
BE my, be my
Mrs. Dick Valentine

vibrator- electric Six

Hey! Looks like an emergency
Well thats ok with me cos i wanna trap you in this elevator
Looks like you're my baby now
So put away that thing cos my baby don't need no vibrator

CHORUS
I'm the...I'm the one you're looking for
I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before
I care...but i don't care anymore
I'm sorry...but I don't know what i'm sorry for

She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tuna investigator


Hey... now the doors are opening
and i look like a jerk while you're grinning like an alligator
cant we just forget the whole thing
shake each others hands and say goodbye baby see you later

CHORUS

She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...artificial stimulator non - organic excavator

CHORUS

She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator
She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tuna investigator

hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She don't, she don't, she don't
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies
hey... She dies, she dies, she dies

so i will see you later