Beatles Tribute band.

John Lennon ARGGGGGGGH! He remind sme of my ex's face and his smile... ;-; Reminds me of him too.
xD
John's my fave. I grew up in a church school where our teacher was obsessed with him and in P.E we warmed up with the Beatles.
And we listened to the Beatles while working.
And we listened and sang to the Beatles.
xPPPPP
George Harrison sucks eggs DXDX

OMG HOW DARE YOU

*looks up to george in heaven who died of cancer. v_v*

"SHE DOESN'T MEAN IT GEORGE"

My mum is OBSESSED with george, and all his soppy songs.

XDXD
Looks at John in heaven.
"Dude. Kill George into the next life."
"Make love, not war young Katherine."
"DAMNIT!"

*looks at George*
"Georgy, Go kill John."
"Sure, Lucky he's not here to tell me about making love and not war."
*both of us, ">.>"*

-looks upwards into the sky, seeing John surrounded by animals, butterflies and the smiling sun behind him, sitting under a tree with flowers in a circle around him. He had a guitar in his hands.-
"Joiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin usssssssssssssssssss! We're haaaapppy!!!!!!!!!"
-Katherine screams and hides behind Kiha-

Nadia looks at Katherine : o_o
John: jooooooooooooinnnnnn usssss!
The animals start to get angry and Katherine and Nadia.
Katherine scrmz
Nadia scrmz
Animals: JOIN US
Nadia: Uhh.. I'll go with George!
Nadia scrmz and runs and randomly hides behind George.

Katherine shrugs.
"Uhm..... I'll go with John..... He's oddly.........."
-is hypnotised-
"Joining...... Happy......!"
The woodland creatured advance over to George and Nadia.

Nadia scrmz louder.
Nadia: I got a plan!
George: ?
Nadia: You know the beatles first ever band, the quarrymen?
George: Oh yeah.
Nadia: Got your guitar?
George: Yup.
Katherine scrmz, the woodland creatures are comnig nearer.
Katherine: JOHN MAKE THEM STOP
John: ..I'm only making love!
Nadia scrmz
Nadia: Well, you know that John never let you into the Quarrymen?
George: Yeah.. * a raccoon is on his face, lmao*
Nadia: And he let you in the band because you sung his favourite song.
Nadia: Soo... Sing a beatles song on the guitar!
George: ..w.h..i.c..h.... ..o.n..e?
Nadia: My guitar gently weeps.
A bird pecks Nadia, Katherine scrmz
John: JOIN USSSSS
Katherine, hypnotised; Joooooooinnnnnn usssssss!

George does what Nadia told him to do.

The animal's are harmonic. John is calmed done. Nadia Sighs. George high-fives her. Katherine scrmz (lmao).

Katherine jumps into John's lap, clingign to him like a monkey.
"For christmas I want a pony.......... Oh and a dog."
George and Nadia blink.
"Yes little one.."
John says, stroking her short hair. (Yep. I cut it the other day irl)
Nadia scrmz.
Nadia scrmz
Nadia scrmz
George scrmz
Nadia scrmz Nadia scrmz George scrmz.

Nadia: Soooooo..
Katherine found out about the pony and dog and scrmz
John: What is the matter, young one?
Katherine scrmz

John: Veeery informative.
Nadia: I like chocolate milk.
George: ME TOO!
George&Nadia: YAY FOR CHOCOLATE MILK!

John: ..Uhm.. And I like Peace?
Katherine: Yay for peace!
John: Um.. No.
xD

Nadia: CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE
George: MILK!!
George: YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLOUTION!
Nadia: WELL YOU KNOW!
George&Nadia: WE ALL WANT TO CHANGE THE WORRRRLD

Katherine: SING-OUT CONTEST!
John: Love, Love, Love
Katherine: All you need is love!
John: All you need is love!
John And KAtherine: All you need is Love, Love, Love is alllll you need!

Katherine: Nadia, when we finished, want to go and kill the bastard that killed John Lennon?
Nadia: Sure!
Katherine+Nadia: YAY FOR THE BASTARD WHO WE CAN KILL!

-gets shotgun-
Katherine: I can see him, he's walking into Tescos......Just gotta.....
-John floats on a cloud around Katherine in yoga pose-
John: Peaaaaace.
-Katherine screams and completely misses, there's a loud bang from the gun, screams and Katherine looks closer. She has a heart attack because she just killed Rupert Grint, A.K.A Ron Weasley <33333333333
John: Uhh...... I'll just go now.
-floats over to Nadia.-
John: Bouncy bouncy.
George:Oh so such a good time.
John: Bouncy bouncy.
George: Shoes all in a line.
John: Bouncy bouncy.
JohnandGeorge: Everybody summer sault, summer time everybody sing along!
George: Bouncy Bouncy.
John: Oh such a good time.
George: Bouncy bouncy.
John: White socks slippin' down.
George: Bouncy bouncy.
John: Stilletos are a no no!
John: Bouncy bouncy oh.
George: Bouncy bouncy oh.
George and John: Everytime I bounce I feel I can touch the skyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Nadia: >>
John: >>
George: >>
Nadia: >>
John: >>
George: >>
Nadia:
John: -- HEY! you changed the face.
Nadia: >>

Katherine: >>
NADIA: HEY! THERES THE BASTARD THAT KILLED JOHN LENNON!
Katherine: I think you said it alittle too loud..
-there are heads turning to Nadia and David chapman, AKA the killer of John lennon -
Girl1: HEY! THAT 11YEAR OLD HAS A GUN! AND THE 12 YEAR OLD!
Katherine: SHUT THE HELL UP OR YOU ALL DIEEEEEE
John: KEEP THE PEACCCCCCE!
George: o_o
Katherine: PEACE SUCKS! THAT WAS THE MAN WHO KILLED YOU!
John: oh. Go ahead then, rip the shit out of him. Don't listen to me.
Nadia+George: o_o;;
Nadia: Ready?
Katherine: Yup.
-They shoot, and it hits the dude, There are cheering and shouting from the crowd-
Katherine: Omg.
George: ?
Katherine: We done it. All those years.
John+George+Nadia+Katherine: Yay for killing the bastard!!

Nadia: Uhm... What do we do now???
John: Make love!!!!!!!!
Katherine: -whispering into John's ear-
-John widens his eyes.-
John: Sorry little dudes. Forgot you were young. I'll make love with George.
Katherine&NAdia: O.O Dude, we need to celebrate. WE JUST SHOT THE GUY WHO MURDERED YOU!
Katherine: -sniffs- And I shot Ron.......
Nadia: There there. -looks over- THERE'S PARIS HILTON! KILL HER!

-George, pushing away from John-
George: Ew, I don't want to make babies with you
Katherine: o.o
John: DO YOU THINK I'M MAD, MAN? I DON'T MEAN THAT KIND OF LOVE! Yoko Ono would kill me. ):
John: I have thought of going gay..
John: Nah
Nadia: o_o
John: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT YOUNG GIRL?
-Nadia backs down alittle-
Nadia: I found Paris hilton! OH LOOK! BRITNEY SPEARS.. Ooh! AND KYLIE! A 3-in-one OFFER!!!!!
-Katherine and Nadia aim, and shoot at them-
John: Make Loooooooove! Not Warrrrrrrrr.
George: But it's Paris Hillllllton!
Nadia: And Kylllllie
Katherine: AND Britttttney!
John: Oh, Alright then.. Only because it's Paris hilton, though.. WHAT AM I SAYING? THEY ARE ALL LOSERS!
George: Duuuuuuuuh!

George: I KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR A CELEBRATION!!
JOHN: LETS MAKE LOVE!
Katherine+Nadia+George: NO!!!
John:
Nadia: >>
Katherine: LETS ROCK OUT!



George: TOTALLY!

Katherine suddenly appears with electric black guitar and bandana around head.
"NEEEEEEEEEEYAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
She says, of course, it's in her imagination.
John: O.o
Nadia: >>
George: O>O I have a pointy nose YAY!
John: This time.. I really have nothing to say.
Nadia: OHMIGiSH! THE NEW GEORGE DOLL IS OUT! AND IT COMES WITH HAIR!
-runs into Tescos with John's cycadellic paterned purse.-
John: HEEEEY!
George: I'm going too!
-runs in after Nadia-
John: Well. I guess I better look after the young wierdo.
-Katherine pretends to do imaginary guitar solo-

Nadia and George come out with hats *With george dolls on* And George dolls, speaking George dolls, George's guitar, and George wigs.
John: Nice stuff!
Nadia: Thanks! Isn't it awesome..
George: Isn't it awesome that the girl think's i'm awesome.
John: ..Yeah..
Nadia: KATHERINE! I HEARD, YOU DIDN'T SHOOT RUPERT! YOU SHOT.. His brother, who was just as famous.
Katherine: oshit
Ruperts mother: MY BEAUTIFULL BEAUTIFULL MONEY RUPERT'S BROTHER EARN-- M BEAUTIFULL RUPERT'S BROTHER! *sobs*
John: Let's go to a Beatles tribute!
George: Yeah! And beat-up the sucker who is supposed to be us!
-Katherine calls up Ringo and Paul-
Katherine: Come now or die.
-She shuts the phone, and gives it to Nadia who passes it to John-

*They go backstage and beat-up the losers*


George got on stage; obviously noone could see him, but somehow he turned Visible with John.

Paul: Yo dudes.
Ringo: Heeeeeeeey.
Paul: Yo George, you got connection in heaven? Wanna go on MSN later?
George: Sure. God cuts the connection 6pm-9pm
Paul: Cool, Cool.

The lights die down. *The pictures I give you, imagine the beatles as them. XD*



Lmao; Kiha was rocking out standing next to Ringo on her electric guitar.





Katherine is rocking out with John.

Katherine blinked.
Katherine: I can't sing. I sing like a starving walrus!
John: So????? It comes from the heart, not the voice.
Katherine sings.
"GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL.
-John's glasses crack, George's high hat cracked. Ringo and Paul's guitar strings pinged off.
Katherine: Ehehehehe oops.
Nadia: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww man Katherine you ruined it for all of us. You ruined it ruined it ruined it. I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Paul: ME TOO!
George: ME TOO!
Ringo: ME THREE!
Paul, George, Ringo and Nadia: WE ALL LIIIVE IN A CHOCOLATE SUBMARINE, CHOCOLATE SUBMARINE, CHOCOLATE SUBMARINE.

Nadia: YAY FOR CHOOCLATE SUBMARINE!
Ringo+George+Paul: YAY!
Crowd: ...
Crowd claps manicly.

~~Msn~~

Paul4eva logged in.
R1ngo logged in.
MAKE LOVE! logged in. (<<<<<< John)
KatherinexJohn Logged in. (<<<< Sam).
CHOCOLATEMILK1 logged in. (<<<<<<<< George)
CHOCOLATEMilk2 Logged in (<<<<< Me.)

CHOCmilk2: hi der
Paul4eva: hi
R1ngo: Hi.
MAKE LOVE!: hi
KatherinexJohn: Hihi.
CHOCOLATEMILK1: hi
CHOCOLATEMILK1: i luv choc milk
CHOCOLATEMilkk2: so do i
R1ngo: omg me 2
Paul4eva: me 3!
MAKE LOVE!: MAKE LOVE!
KatherxJohn: NO
CHOCOLATEMILK1: NO
CHOCOLATEMilk2: NO
R1ngo: NO
Paul4eva: ew, i'm married to heather mills (or hilary mills?)
CHOCOLATEMILK1: omg u forgot ur wifes name
R1ngo: lol
MAKE LOVE!: lol
CHOCOLATEMILK1: crap, connection being turned off

CHOCOLATEMILK1 has logged out.
MAKE LOVE! has logged out.

KatherinexJohn: sooooooo..
R1ngo: lol

Paul4eva has logged out
CHOCOLATEMilk2: gtg

CHOCOLATEMilk2 has logged out

R1ngo: gtg, my mum is telling me to go offline *lmao, 104 year old mum XDDD*

KatherinexJohn: ok

KatherinexJohn has logged out.

R1ngo has logged out.

Katherine sniffed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mum wlaks in.
"Who are you talking to on MSN?
"150 year old back from the dead John."
"Okay dear."
Mum walks out.

Nadia's mum walks back in.
"Oh, I told you no MSN! You meet peedophiles!" *my mum*
Nadia: Chill out, Mum. It's only 150 back-from-dead John Lennon, George harrison who suddenly got cured from Cancer, Ringo and Paaaaul!
Mum: Oh. well, in that case, I guess it's alright!
Nadia calls up Katherine.
Nadia: Tomorrow, we somehow go back to heaven and go to John and George!
Katherine: John is already at my house. He's sleeping on the cloud in my room.
Nadia: Oh! Okay. I'll get George. Bye!
Katherine: Bye.
George; Yo dudes. The deal is I get a dozen chocolate milks. Or, I'll go back up to heaven.
George: Bouncy Bouncy.
Nadia: o___o

Katherine watches the cloud.
John: Truth is... I am Jesus.
Katherine: SQUEE! I want a floaty cloud!
John: >> you have to pass the test of godliness. Here we go. What is my fave quote?
Katherine: Make love not war?
John: WRONG Make love, not war. NOTE on the comma.
Katherine: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Nadia wakes up.
Nadia: YAY! School! THEY CAN SEE YOU AND JOHN!
George: I'm invisible, Dumbass.
Nadia: D=
George: >>
Nadia: Can I have a cloud then?
George: Whats my favourite quote?
Nadia: That's easy!: I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK!
George: Oh fine.
George gives Nadia a cloud
Nadia: SQUEE!!!!!!
Nadia: I'M WALKING TO SCHOOL!
Nadia randomly see's Katherine and goes to her school.
Nadia: YOU CAN BE MY CONCIOUNES!
George: Uhh, No.
Nadia: WHY ARE YOU SO CRANKY? D:
George: ...Because, I need to access something deep, something secret, something nobody knows about..
Nadia: What, Chocolate milk?
George: YEAH!