Idc about my fat belly.
Infact, I eat so much fat, but i'm not even fat!
Breakfast: Two Omalates topped off with a side order of MAYO. Washed down with a jug full of milk.
Snacks: Cheesestring, More Milk, Cheese and crackers. With blue cheese and Brie.
Lunch: Pizza with extra strong cheese, so strong that it makes you squint. With a side order of.. MILK.
Snacks: A scotch egg, 10 mini snack eggs, More milk, Another Cheesestring.
Dinner: Fatty sausoges with Greasy chips mm with more MAYO.
Snacks before bed: MORE MILK, Ham sandwitch, Ham sandwitch, Ham sandwitch, Ham sandwitch, Ham sandwitch, egg.
GOES TO SLEEP EATING A EGG.