THIS IS MY LIVING. SO GET USED TO IT.

Idc about my fat belly.
In fact, i eat so much fat *IC,* But I'm not even fat!
anywho.

BREAKFAST - 2 omlettes topped off with an order side of MAYO. Washed down with a cup of milk
SNACKS - Cheesestring, biscuit, crackers & cheese, and MILK.
LUNCH - Tuna salad WITH MAYO. And milk XD
DINNER - Burgers WITH MAYO & A CUP OF MILK.
BEDTIME SNACKS - Ham sandwitch, Ham sandwitch, Ham sandwitch, Ham sandwitch, Egg

*Goes to sleep eating an egg*

well, here it is. LOL



IT'S HEALTHY CAUSE' I SAY SO.

...Wtf you copier, delete this.

BUT I LYK MAYO. And anyways, i made up SOME snacks, the dessert, *compleatally different topic anyways,* the lunch and the dinner. And i like my omlettes



AND IT'S TRUE I EAT SOO MUCH FAT.

But guess what?

I'M NOT EVEN FAT!