WHOLE NEW DIET PROGRAM!

Subject: WHOLE NEW DIET PROGRAM! Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:16 pm

YES That is right! Now there is a WHOLE. NEW. WAY to LOSE WEIGHT! It's called,

MOVE MORE, EAT LESS!

Random lady: Can't I just get a pill?

With Move More, Eat Less, you can say goodbye to all of your troubles of being overweight!

Random lady: Can't I just get my stomache stabled!

So call now at 1-800-703-2934 and get your FREE BROSURE! (Or however you spell it)

-Thisproductwasneverreallymeanttoworkjustsomestupidscansothatwemaygetmoney.Wewillnottakeanysuecasesandwillneverstanddown.Thosewhousethisproductmustbetoldtobeacompleteobviousidiot- . . .

(I got that from Saturday Night Live, A comedy show. Not a real product so don't call the number! It's just a joke. =D )

Subject: Re: WHOLE NEW DIET PROGRAM! Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:43 pm

I ALREADY CALLED THAT NUMBER!
D:<
J/K xD
Missed uuuu

Subject: Re: WHOLE NEW DIET PROGRAM! Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:23 am

YOU WOULDN'T NEED TOO!
Missed you mores. <3333333333333333333

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