The Story of Zara Crow. -- Lemons and Banana SKins.

Since everytone is making their own books, i wanna make mine.
Im still writing yours kihan

Life isnt easy.
I mean, sometimes blue eyeshadow clashes with green eyeliner,
And when life throws you lemons itn happens to throw a banana skin and you rapidly fall and get stung in the eye, (By that darn lemon) but thats life.
Thats just life.
Thats what my apprently best friend told me, as i was blowing up after she stole my ex-boyfriend who was a total emo now but i still had a crush on him, (You know the story).

It especially makes it harder when your Mum, the only old woman in the world that you could ever trust, throws a bomb at you.
That bomb happened to be.... Well we've only jsut started, why dont you work it out?

Mornings.
I am so NOT a morning person. Who ever thought of,
'Oh hey, let's send poor innocent teenages to school,
where they have to wake up at such an early time that their eyes
fall out with tiredness"
Which is totally unfair, because when you try to keep your precious eyes inside their socket, by snoozing a bit, you get told off by the teacher
"Zara Crow! (That's me by the way), WAKE UP THIS INSTANT!" Says the old horrible frosty cold heartless creature of a teacher.
"Sorry, Miss but it's your fault for making me get up early." I say.
That's why detention is horrible.
You try knocking sense into those teachers but then you're 'backchatting' and blah blah...
By know you're probably thinking, 'OH MY GOSH WHAT A MOAN. UR.'
Im sorry.
Like I said, Im REALLY. Not a morning person.

I catch up with Gwen and Consta, my two best friends.
"Hi!" Gwen immediatly says
COnsta smiles.
Consta.
Honestly, I mean, Consta!?
Who would name their child Consta?! Did they think os Costo and make more letters? Did they struggle making a original name?
Buy a baby book!
And it realy dosent help as her full name is Consta Gate.
Try saying that out loud.
See what I mean?
Gwen is an awsome name. You think of Gwen Stafani, hot, sexy, cool. (Im not a lesbian.)
Zara is a cool name too. You think of exotic, wild places. (Ha ha! Me!? Exotic!?)
Consta Gate is not an awesome name. You think of shit, tablets, and piles.
Consta Gate is not a cool name. You think of doctors, rubebrbands.
Dont even ask why I chose rubber bands, I was on a roll
"So hows Pot and Belly?" I ask
Pot and Belly are Gwen's pet potbelly pigs.
Yes, my world is surreal.
"I dont know..they seem a bit sick." Gwen sighs
Sick? Sick!? They spend their day eating mud.
"Sick? Sick!? They spend their day eating mud!" I say.
"I know. I need to keep them indoors." Gwen says.
"H. H. Hi Zara." Dwayne gasps in front of me. We stop abruptly.
Dont get me wrong, Im not a bully. I dont kick people for money. By this guy, he is a geek. A scary ione at that. He pops out of nowhere, complete nowhere, and starts babbling useless facts about how to tell a male from a female.
"Whatever!" Consta growls.
Consta is a growling person.
You can tell.
"..You feel sorry for him, kinda." Gwen says after Dwayne runs off
Gwen is a sweet innocent little child.
"That's his fault for not taking a hint of saying facts about life isnt cool." Consta growls again.
I sigh.

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O...M...G

If you thought this made me feel better..

"'Sup, Mum." I say as usual walking into the door, throwing my bag on the stairs heavily.
..What!?
Don't look at me like that! I can never be bothered to hang it up.
I looked at Mum.
She had red eyes, like she was crying and looked pale.
My twerp of a little brother was kicking his legs sitting at the counter, dad looked confused.
I walk in.
"..What's...wrong..?" I whisper.
"Family meeting." Mum says.
Uh oh.
I know.
She's found my phone bill
"IM SORRY MUM I HAD TO I MEAN HOW AM I SUPPSOED TO SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT BLOWING THE BILL!?" I randomly shout
Mum looks shocked.
Dad is still confused
"..Huh? What? Oh! No honey, not that. Though we still need a serious talk later.." Mum says "I...Well....no matter how many people may change, we will always love you."
Uh oh.
Now I know.
"DADS HAVING AN AFFAIR!?" I shout.
Dad looks shocked and scared
"No! Let me finish....it's very serious. I'll be going into hospi-" Mum begins
Uh oh!
Now, Now, I know!!
"YOU'VE GOT CANCER!" I cry, hugging mum. "DONT DIE ON US!"
"Let me finish!" MKum growls, giving me the shut-up-or-else look
I do as her eyes tell me.
"I'm...well, me and your father.....I'm pregnant" Mum says s-l-o-w-l-y.
Im shocked.
Frozen
My little brother (Jake.) gasps.
"Cool! We can play footie together!" He squeals.
You can practically see my mum breathe out i nrelief
"...Zara? Are you ok?" Mum whispers
No, I am not ok
Im shocked.
Frozen
"No! Im not ok! You think you can get away with this? Well, that pig sittiung there," I shout, poinhting to Jake, "Was just the hamster? The test tube? Before you think, 'Oh, thats right lets have a big family even though we already ignore our beautiful oldest daughter, even though we are too friggin old for this stuff!' Do you ever think about what I want?"
I play that in my mind
I didnt shout
I didnt talk,
I just said,
"If you're pregnant, Im not going to be diper changing am i?" An walk into my room.
....
What uis wrong with me!?

"Your mum is WHAT!?" Gwen and Consta shout at the same time.
"I know." I sigh.
I told them about my mum being..
Yeah
I don't even wanna think about it.
She's too old to have kids.
Shes like, 40 something.
She had me when she was 26, and got a total shout from her mum for being so young.
Why she had Jaske I will never understand
"Ooh! Is it a girl or a boy?" Gwen squealed, her blue eyes shining.
Pfft!
Typical!
Gwen LOVES little babies. But then again shes an only child, dosen't know the horrors that aqwait them when they grow up.
"Ew! Thats HIDEOUS news!" Consta shivers.
Good ol consta,
Totally! Hideous! Gruesome!
COnsta may be a growling eprson, may be the opposite but shes a good friend when ykuy hate something.
And I reallllyy hatte thiss.
I mean, when the hell did they do...it.?
Ew!
Ew!
EW!!
But when? We're always in except i nschool but they have jobs.
I say that to Gwen and Consta too.
"They had it i nthe office?" Gwen blinks
I vomit.
..
Ok I don't but I certinly feel like it.
Life as I know it is going pear shaped. Upside down.
I'm slipping on life's banna skin, and im waiting for the stink i nthe eye.
I bet its going to be an alien. Imagine!

"Its a...FEREAK! AHH!" Doctors scream.
The baby grows into a giant and eats the world.

..
..
...
I have too much of an imagination. I think im going to lie down for a while.

"Are you ok darling?"
Ignore.
"...Zara dear?"
Ignore.
Im ignoring my mum.
Mum now has a bump
I have begun to call the bump....

It.
Yes
It.
"Dont you want to see the scan picture?" Mum is asks nervously holding a picture
Pfft, no i dont. It's probabvly an ALIEN
"Ok." I say.
I stare at the fuzzy picture. Wtf is this!?
It looks like an alien!!


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