The Rockin Pearl MAGAZINE! *part of EXCLUSIVE GOSSIP TEAM*

YES, I KNOW, OMFGZ

A ROCKIN PEARLZ MAGAZINE,

I CAN HEAR YOU GO ALL LIKE

"ZOMFG THE ROCKIN PEARLZ MADE A MAGAZINE I MUST BUY ONE NOW
CAUSE I THINK THEY ARE HAWT<3"

SOOO LETS LYK START <3 <31243142

~Desc time~

(You see Draxephi Avrienus.)
> ... [Sister: Furonda] [Friends: Loyal * Silver and Silver Blue Star] (Kim: ..? For a desc?)

(You see kaley wintercrest.)
> I am a teenager lookin for a mate I currently have no children if you wanted to ask me on a date a romantic dinner would be the best and then go home to his house I love a guy with fashion sense and is sensitive and caring and kind if i see that in you we will be walking down the isle 2gether in marriage (Kim: AHH DUCK FOR COVER! ITS THE YIFF POLICE!!)

(You see Rainsdrop.)
> Sometimes, dont you wish you were a Raindrop? Shining and reflecting off colours, and nobody seems to hate you. Am' None. Pack: None. (Kim: LO--Wait. Wtf. Thats mine! How'd that get in there?!?! << >>)

(You see Crystal 567.)
> (Kim: )

(You see Divinity Satacosmo.)
> Likes to eat and watch others (KiM: WTF IZ THAT!?!?)

(You see RBaH.)
> New uploader for Rainbow BaH. TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL (Kim: I dont need to comment that..o_o)

[size=7] Note: REAL furres have been included.[/size]


~Are BEEKINs, BENKINS?~

Many 'Noobs' claim to have known the BENKINS, we are not sure what the hell these are, but apprently they are the Noob type of 'BEEKINS' They used to roam around Furcadia spamming insults until they became extinct. Noobs say they still know them, and they are talking without Grammar because they are worshipping the BENKINS, who used no grammar. Now they spam like the BENKINS do, and teach GRAMMAR FURRES about them, by saying "im teling da benkins of u" Sometimes NOOBS call them:

Benkins
Beenkys
Beenkings
Bunkuns

But the actual name of the NOOB VERSION OF BEEKINS is benki---AHH WHATS HAPPENING/!?

~WE INTURUPT THIS CRAPPY REPORT FOR THE WEATHER NEWS!~

Well, its SUMMA in Furcadia, and all the furres dont even realise it. Anyhow,

In the VINCA: Its 28 Dagrees Celcius.
In the FURABIAN NIGHTS: Oooo, well hallo FurN, its 15 dEGREES Celcius.
In ZENGROTH: Its 30 Dagrees Celcius! VERY HOT!
In ALLERGRIA ISLAND: Oo, all that power+sun+furre body heat= 50 degrees celcius!!!
In HAWTHORN: Ever since it became evil, it has no weather. Only darkness. (Maybe because the sun dosent like them)



!BACK TO THE CRAP REPORT!

..ins.


~Mystical Homes: Going Down?~

Mystical Homes is beginning to go down the scale, as less furres are coming, and complaints about Mystical Homes:

A reporter, Rainsdrop went out to interview a few furres:

Rains: "Do you think that MH is going down the scales?: "

Andi: No, it's not.

Then, One of the furres got a bit moody:

Ryuuzaki: Eh, since the reset last night/this morning max visitors is 40.
Ryuuzaki: We've been reaching back into the 70s/80s again.
Ryuuzaki: So no. We're not "going down the scales"

Rains: Do you think any changes should be done?
Ryuuzaki: Of course.
Ryuuzaki: When shouldn't changes be made to anything?


But then he stopped and called MANDI a dork.

Well, lets see what the furres say:



Rains: "Do you think that MH is going down the scales?: "
Lunna Rainbow: i think it is a little not very many people come here any more
Lunna Rainbow: and som etimes people get away with theif
Rains: Should there be any changes?
Lunna Rainbow: yes


aND ANOTHER FURRE SAID:

Kalka Wrendi: Yes, its getting boring now, because staff is never online and furres dont come here any more since the Mytic Homes v Mystical row. Its a bit dispointing.
Kalka Wrendi: They should stop putting AFK pillows in the houses, and have new staff to come on.

So there you have it.

MH is really going down >=O

-----Next: issue 2---------

Now my turn!

[b][i]Welcome to issue two, RP Magazine!!

*You pick up a RP magazine, the front cover showing (PINKA:https://2img.net/h/i83.photobucket.com/albums/j284/chadni98/anime%20girls/SchoolGirl.jpg) (Sod, http://www.animebyyou.com/Aart/Anime%20Catgirl.jpg) (KIM:http://images.quizilla.com/G/Genki123/1066765538_ries000000.jpg) you see that on the front page. you turn to the back page, £3.50p! You buy it, and buy it.)


INTERVIEW:

Soritagirl.#Sa:H i
Pinka:Hello. What do yiou think of Walsh homes?
Soritagirl.#Sa: I t's very good
Pinka:In what ways?
Soritagirl.#Sa: Goo d sevice
Pinka: Does it need any changes?
Soritagirl.#Sa: Nt at all..
Pinka: Thank you.


WHATS HOT AND WHATS NOT!!:

Not:Strange dark colours for the cape, vest and main area's

Hot: Up to kimmeh. xD



THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF. TOO BAD. D:< xD

Pinka turned, Heading towards the Hotel. Suddenely she saw Kim, and instantley saw a text on her Phone.

*Brrrrring! You have one message. From- Kim,

Hai, Kim here saying Hi, HE HAS A MATE.*

Those words made my spines Shiver again, and again reading that text. Kims Crush, HAD A MATE. I almost fell in tears for her.








(Thats all I got, For Now, Reasons.. D:)

On a peice of ripped paper it says, 'Sam has a new mate, Daggerz *heartz and kisses.* xoxoxoxoxox Smoochis" xD



I feel like posting similar.

Okay! It's exculsive team magazine undercover!

Strange descs and fans.

(You see Sabasa.)
> none

(Pin: ...)

(You see October Steven.)
> (HRT)Am'Sammy Best Friends: Sammy, and Cora. Happy Halloween kitties have a nice "treat" ` ´ Best Friends Birthdays: Sammy's October 31 (halloween HRTHRTHRT) Cora's birthday is chirstmas Name in Real life:Steven (Away:7Hrs17Mins)--->Status Work

Pin:Scary. O.o;

(You see Garth Tyson Mustang.)
> Lightning McQueen thinks he's fast? He's NOTHING compared to me

Pin: ... Okay... O.o;


This is what some people thought of the new LH.

You say, "Haunted."
You say, "I need to ask you a few questions."
Haunted: Hmm
You say, "Okay, I'm doing a interview."
You say, "aWhat do you think of LH?"
Haunted: why?
You say, "For a magazine of mine."
You say, "What do you think of LH? You're very own Opinion."
Haunted: Lh is a brilliant dream created by 3 honourable people named Trees,Treeki and Iced there is also a co-owner named Wolfpawz there are trial staff named Pinka,wuffles and manny more.This dream is one of the best home dreams that ever existed.
You say, "I'm not trial staff. O.o;"
You say, "I think you meant Staff. :3"
You say, "Good anyway."
You say, "What do you think could be changed here?"
Haunted: Lol
Haunted: Well nothing really needs to be changed but we could use a few more animals like a horse you can ride and a big fat bull lol
You say, "Lmfao."


*Interview Ended.*

You say, "I'm doing a interview."
You say, "In my magazine"
[ You whisper "Yes." to Haunted. ]
Phonix Night: about
You say, "What do you think of LH?"
[ Haunted whispers, "Nice ><" to you. ]
Phonix Night: its brill i come every day i practicly live here
You say, "Do you think anything could be changed? Or removed?"
Phonix Night: they could make banks easyer to get i am allways losing mine
You say, "True."
You say, "Anything esle?"
You say, "Any rude staff?"


Funniest person of the week, Besides I,Mew of Sam: Bek. <3
Strangist person of the week: ME. LOLOLOLOLO. o.o;
Randomist person of the day............. :Krazykilla.