ROCKIN PEARLZ MAGAZINES PRESENTS [[ No.1. 2 pounds 99 p]]

Board SILLY!

Surfs up, dudes (and dudettes!) so slap on the factor fifty, your ray bans and take a seat for the best of ROCKIN PEARLZ! Candi's catlike agility and the disregard for danger are brought to the fore when Nadia gets gnarly and teaches him how to catch a tube (awesome, dude!). And if a pensioner teaching surfing wasn't crazy enough for you, then just check out who's in charge of Rockin' Pearlz Band!

5 THE MANAGER OF THE THING
Katherine goes back to the band, but she isn't there to join - she's running it now that Behoimi has been promoted! Cakes for performing the concert, water slides in the practice room and gorillas playing the drums - jealous yet?

34 IMAGE
Celebrate summer, ROCKIN' PEARLZ style, with this excellent image! Like, radical, dude!

38 CREME CRUSH
Sometimes you have to graffiti your own grandmother to get into a surf competition, especially in london. Candi isn't going to let anything stop her, not even getting her board stolen - not even a - gulp - tsunami...?

8 9 8

Flora Iris

THE
MANAGER
OF
THE
THING

Mr sausage comes into the band office and yells, "BEHOIMI!" Behoimi spills all the band lyrics and yells, "YAAAAAA!" very loudly.

"My lyric cards" She yells, stopping in midair.

One of the lyric cards clicks open the hamster cage.

"The hamsters!" She yelled, as they were let free.

"My domino tribute to the history of concerts! I worked all the time during the concert for that!" She yelled as a hamster knocked over the domino's. They all went KLICKITA! KLICKITA! KLICKITA! KLICKITA! KLICKITA! KLICKITA!

"What was so important, Manager Mr Sausage hotdog?" Behoimi asked, walking along the hallway.

AUGH THIS IS TAKING TOO MUCH WORK Y'KNOW WHAT DELETE OK?

Nono! [ 20 mins before bed. I want to have a early night. ]

If we all help, this will be a COOL mag.

k?

CANDI ON NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!
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Ok not really but close enough! The lead singer/songwriter of the Furc-Famous band, The Rockin Pearlz, admitted to spamming in her part-time job as an estate manager!!
She wouldnt answer any press questions and is laying low, after being fired and being impaled by angry comments.
But furc police say that she WONT be arrested, as they are currently dealing with offencive signs (Nazi signs) in the BaH, Epic Homes.

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SAM QUIT ROCKIN PEARLZ?

Lead Guitarist, Samantha Calamear on the band Rockin Pearlz claimed tpo have quit the band after a falling out with fellow band mate, Songwriter/Lead singer, Candifloss.
The reason of the argument is still unknown, but sources saythat they refuse to speak to each other.
Though she has quiot the band, she part-time hangs with them.


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BEHOIMI - THE COME BACK!!

Hard-core rockin pearlz fan and friend has made a come back today, it has been revealed on the official rockin pearlz website.
The fan posted o nthe forums.
"OMG HI!" - Kiha Black, Lead Singer.
"YAY YOU'RE BACKL WITH THE SUGARY TASTE OF THE GOODNESS OF POPCORN SELLING!" - Candifloss, Lead singer and Songwriter.

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NEW BOOK?

After the unsuccesful attempt at the series of books, S.E.S.M, (magic dance), some members say there would be a second book that wasnt to do with the actual band.
Sources say it will be along the lines of modelling, but Sam-Fans say that it will be the darker side of it, with smoking, durgs and drinking.
Mixed reviews were posted on fan forums and the official Rockin Pearlz website.

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Fashion Stylist for Candi's Pages is out today. She's on holiday with Gok Wan for fashion tips.
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Winter look

You don't want to do miniskirts, short and tight tops and small, cute shoes because you'll be freezing and get laughed at. If you want someone to fall in love, Then..

1. Wear something that looks cute, and nice on you. You want to show alittle figure, while in a cute outfi, yeah?

2. Wear a cut woolly hat, or a beret that suits your hair colour, or compliments your hair

Brown hair = Blue/White/Cream/Biege/Brown beret.
Blonde: Pink/White/Cream/Yellow-creamish/Orange Beret.
Red hair: Red/Orange/Yellow/Black/White Beret.
Black hair: Green/White/Black/Blue/Pink/Red Beret.

3. Wear black tights, If wearing a warm dress, or skirt. They make you look sexy. and grown up.

4. Wear Ugg boots. They are fluffy, fake ones are £12.00, and they are cute looking.

5. Any type of stylish jewlery.

Go for anything along these lines:

[[This is good you guys! I just got so bored. How about I do the intro, front cover and ending? Let me post a magazine 2 ]]

This topic has been closed because I quit.