Book Two: Weirdest Mysteries?

Title sayz it all, honey.

Francis was kneeling on the floor. The pain was still there.
Francis curled up on the carpet and began to sob, the pain in his heart was unbearable. he had survived a heart attack. he was lucky.
Francis was breathing loudly, curls on the carpet.

Charlene walked in, gasping at Francis.

--Meanwhile--

Masaya walked home, then suddenly..

"You, are the one.." voice said.

"..." Masaya paused. "..Peedophile who wants boys." Masaya screamed, running home.

He slammed the door.

Hard.

So hard, that yo momma hurt herself.

Masaya breathed, agaisnt the door.

"W-W-who.. ARE you?!" Masaya screamed.

Francis blinked, lying on the carpet. He was weak. Suddenly. He heard it..

You are the one....

Francis widened his eyes. He looked around, suspecting it was Charlene. He didn't bother asking if it was her, but those words kept with him.
He closed his eyes, his heart hearting him, tears flooding down each cheek.

Floss stared at the beast


"And exactly how do i save the world..?"


"DO YOUR THANG! got to go tel;l another guy he has to save the world" The voice went

Floss thought,. She had powers, right? This could be easy!

Floss smirked. She felt something on her suit-

A weird gadjet was inside her belt. It was a hook tied to a gun.

Floss pulled it out, and aimed it at the monster. She pressed the trigger. Suddenly she lurched forward, and the hook hooked into the Monster. Floss was hanging on.

Obvious what that was.

She pulled herself up, and looked at her hands. Her nails turned into claws, and they grew huge. Floss squeaked, but knew what to do. She stabbed the monster. Suddwenly it faded, and floss fell.


Shd landed on her feet

"Like a cat." Floss nodded, and smiled. She used her Hook Gun to swing up to a building, and she could jump far and high, building to building, sometimes swinging from her hook gun.

Francis began to look paler than a ghost.
"Are you okay??"
Asked Charlene. Francis managed a nod.
"Fine..Fine."
You will defeat evil... Your state is coming soon, better get out of the house before you rip the roof off!

"Don't get me angry.> You won't like me when I'm angry."
he said to no one in particular.
Suddenly... Francis began to glow green? His skin was now a bright green colour! His teeth were bared. His eyes turned green from top to bottom.
Was he growing taller and musclier?
Indeed he was. He stood up and there was a loud bang as his head his the ceiling, which was really high.
Francis moaned, and there was another bang as he jumped out of the ceiling and onto the roof.
His shirt was ripped, showing a six pack. His curls were tangled as usual. He looked himself, but green and green eyes, just taller and musclier.
Francis roared, his heart beat fast in his hero state.

Floss sighed. She was on a rooftop watching the cars go by.




(short)

Francis began to stomp about, on a rampage. He spotted someone on the rooftops.
"CAT!"
He roared out, his eyes widened.
Francisstomped about, squishing parked cars left right and center.
"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
He roared out, heading towards her.
Francis couldn't really control his stomping or his loud voice... He couldn't control his actions either... It was like somehting inside of him was working away.. Telling his brain to do things.
(He doesn't look exactly like the hulk. He looks like himself, but tall and greenish with his normal, but ripped clothes)

Ok. Misa died in a plane crash.

So her aunt -who is 16-

came back from japan.

"Welcome back, Haruhi!"
People crowded around her. Haruhi kept a blank expression.
She was at a funeral.
She didn't want to be disturbed.
She was dreaming.
She was dreaming about space.
"Ah, Misa is probably on the moon now...as an alien..."
Her version of heaven was the moon, and heavenly beings were aliens...
She saw a man in the distance, and blinked.
Who was that?

Francis narrowed his eyes, seeingplanes fly around him.
"Aaaaah!"
He roared. And reached out to smash them up. They were tiny to him, like flies.
He smacked them and they exploded in tiny puffs.
He saw someone looking at him. He bent down onto his knees, crushing two motorways.
He put his chin on the floor, looking directly at her.

The people around Haruhi screamed, and ran off. Haruhi just blinked.
She pointed to the man. "Strange alien." She then lifted up her hands.
A large chunk of wall lifted up, and floated over towards the man.
"Try holding it."

Francis narrowed his eyes.
HE couldn't speak, only in roars and moans.
Francis shrugged his huge shoulders and did so, easily. Until he by accident crushed it.
FRancis tilted his head to one side.
He suddenly felt sharp pains from his back, Francis turned around and saw guns being fired and army tanks.
Francis slammed them aside and crushed the people with one hand.
He then turned back to the girl and bit at his bottom lip.

"Oh. I'll stop them."
Blankly, she whistled. She was part of the S.O.S.
She was part of the law.
S O S was an alien society.
S O S stood foor:
Strange Only Speakable.
A weird name...But she didn't care.
Immediatly, the tanks started moving away.
"Alien." She repeated.

Francis narrowed his eyes.
Why did she keep calling him an alien??
"Srrraaaaghh!"
He tried to speak, but could only roar slightly.
Francis gave up and sighed, lying on his side across three motorways and a road, his feet ending up on the other side of the city.
Francis sighed, closing his eyes.

Haruhi blinked. "S-Scary...I didn't know aliens were like this..."
She stepped towards the man/alien/human, and petted him.
"There there. It's okay."

Francis tried not to breath so much, in fear of sucking her in!
He stayed down, sighing, he then opened one of his eyes, hidden behind his curls.
He couldn't even feel her patting him.. He blinked, trying to look confused, but thankful of her comfort.

Haruhi stood up, and patted him.
"There there. The S.O.S. Society will be glad people like you exist.
Well, aliens like you."
She smiled a little. "I like aliens."
She looked down at a giant hole in the roof, and a small person gaping at it.
"Oh, who's that? Your friend?"

Francis blinked wildly, and then nodded.
He sat up, cross-legged.staring.
But suddenly. His eyes... Changed back to their blue colour.
His skin slowly turned back to it's normal pale pastey colour.
He was slowly getting smaller.... And smaller and less musclier, until he was shorter than Suzumiya.
His clothing was completely torn, at the stomach, his trousers turned into shorts.
His heart beat normally.
He closed his eyes, and drifted off asleep.

"Ohh?"
She blinked. The girl underneath them gasped. "Oh. False alarm."
She would have walked away, but she wanted to find out more about this human.
Instead, she picked him up, and manipulated the air to carry them to her house.
They flew by a girl sitting on a roof. She blinked.
"Another alien. I'll pick her up later."
She kept flying to their house.

Francis was still asleep when he was taken to her house.
He was breathing normally, completely normal.. Though everyone was angry at the damage that had been caused. But no one had seen him shrink... So they only thought a giant had ben around the city.

Haruhi placed him on the sofa, and stood up. "Better get the other alien now."
She ran off, and locked the door, but she was slightly afraid the "alien" might bash in her house.
She ran to the rooftop, where the girl was still sitting.
"Hi."
She said. The alien girl just looked at her.
Haruhi sighed. "It's a whole alien invasion! Neat!"

Francis woke up, gasping.
He looked around.
"Where am I??"
He asked in a sheepish voice to no one in particular.
Francis opened a window and peered out.
He saw destrcution everywhere!!!!!!!!
Francis sighed.
"I'm gonna fall asleep.. Hope nothing happens again... Please."
He said, mumbling.
He lay back down and closed his eyes, dreaming of fixing things right.
But slowly...... In his DNA crawled a bug... Many more covered his heart and stuck to it like glue...

The girl blinked at her, so Haruhi tried an alien peace sign.
"Weirdo."
Said the girl. "Oh, cosplay." Haruhi said. So she walked back to her house.
It was the boy she was interested in.

"THERE SHE IS!"
A girl yelled nearby her.
It was the girl she saw in the house when she was on top of the roof.
Thousands of officers and policemen were near her.
"THE ALIEN MANIPULATOR!" The girl screamed again. Haruhi bowed.
"Hello, I'm Haruhi Suzumiya." She said.
She was frightened, but it didn't show.

Francis twitched several times, his eyelids flickering as he slept on, letting the DNA settle in.
He thought about the others.... He wondered about that girl.. Who was she???!!!

Haruhi whistled. The officers backed away, and ran. The girl was scared.
"Don't do this again. I'm a secret agent.."
She walked to her house.

She unlocked the door, and saw that the man was awake. "Err, hello."
"It's my first time talking to an alien....errr..."
She wasn't sure what to say.