$2.60 JANUARY 2009 #2 ROCKIN PEARLZ Magazine

"EVEN SEKURA BEGAN TO EMBRACE PRIMITIVE TOTEMS."


"WE HAD BEEN SO LONG ON THIS DISTANT SHORE..."


"...THAT I DESPAIRED OF US EVER BEING RESCUED AND RETURNED TO CIVILIZATION."

"Boo hoo hoo." Kiha cried, kneeling down in the fog.

"AND THEN SUDDENLY..."


"THE FOG LIFTED!"

"What the...?!" Kiha cried, happy, kneeling down still.

"JUMPING JUPITER! MUCH TO MY CONSTERNATION, I SAW THAT WE HAD BEEN CASTAWAY ON A SPIT OF HALL NO MORE THAN A HUNDRED YARDS FROM THE BUSTLING VILLAGE OF KIHA'S YELLING MICROPHONE!"


"I CRIED OUT TO THE OTHERS TO COME BEHOLD THE MIRACLE OF SALVATION!"

"Get dresseed, you teenagers. The party's over." Yelled Kiha, running back to the tree house, dancing.

"AND SO, ON THE 10TH OF JANUARY, 2009, WE TOOK LEAVE OF THE CONCERT HALL THAT WE HAD CALLED HOME FOR NEARLY HALF A FORTNIGHT."

"Next vacation...we're taking THE TRAIN." Said Kiha, wading over to Kiha's Yelling Microphone with the teens and the hotdog.

"THE END!" Yelled kiha, finished reading the magazine.
"Oh, and then, on the back page, there's these cute little sea monkeys you can send away for!" Said Kiha, putting away her reading glasses and pointing to the back page.
"It wasn't even a TROPICAL ISLAND? I wonder where they got the coconuts." sighed Samantha, dissapointed. "I feel shortchanged, Ki. That was just Cliffs notes with cartoons." Said Behoimi, glancing angrily at Kiha.
"Don't knock it. Without classically illustrated comics I would never have been able to maintain my excellent 'D+' average in primary school english class." Said Kiha, waving the comic about madly.
"You know, an old comic like that would probably sell for 2 or 5 pounds over at the Pearlz Hall, as long as it's in good condition with no rips or torn pages." Said mewcutie, yawning.
"Oh no! NOW you tell me! I just cut out the coupon for SEA MONKEYS!" exclaimed Kiha, sighing, looking at the cut out page.

THE END

PEARLZ MULTIPLEX presents


SIMPLY DAHL-ING
Check out your confectionary for golden tickets and make sure you brush with smilex - Willy Wonka has come to The Rockin' Pearlz! Chinroku sama clearly has a sweet tooth and a sweet talent too.

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CAPTION
COMPETITION

Welcome to the first Rockin' Pearlz Magasines caption competition. We give you a chance to flex your comedy muscles and tickle your funny bone. In fact, after a few of these you'll wield wit like a surgeons scalpel. Let's operate!

Example entry:

Wolf: Mmm chocolate cigarette
Detective: BOOGIE DOWN! YEH!
Druggie Dude: -elevator music-

We'll write the juiciest of your japes in future issues [THAT IS THE PRIZE]. Please write down so that you have read these rules below your entry... 'For concideration for publication in PEARLZ MAGAZINES' Pearlz Magasines, I agree that I has read these rules.' And sign your name. Pluck the crayon from your brain and get scribbling! To enter, message me with the entry!

HERE IS THE IMAGE...

What is the wolf, the detective, and the druggie dude saying? Message and you could get your work published in future magasines!

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...FOR WORDS! It looks like The Pearl, Behoimi is at sea in this picture. It's fair to say she's completely lost. How will Behoimi fair with her pork chops? on a desert compass?

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JUNK MAIL

'Junk Mail' Is flashbacks to the past! Every issue we pick a random topic from General chat and discuss it. This issue's topic is...

A Topic on the Beatles.

Come on, hey! EVERYBODY loves the beatles! Otherwise, why are you here? Today, me and samantha discuss the topic that she herself made.

BEGIN INTERVIEW

Me: So Samantha, I heard you started the topic, 'A Topic on the Beatles' Am I correct?
Samantha: I...Did?
Me: It was a long time ago.
Me: You may not remember
Samantha: Send a link darlin'
I sigh.
Me: http://pearlz.niceboards.org/genral-chat-f1/a-topic-on-the-beatles-t121.htm
Me: Here you go.
Me: Now do you remember?
Samantha: Thanks
Samantha: Wait
Samantha: Err yeah
Me: Alright
Me: Interview time.
Me: How much do you like the beatles, 1-10?
Me: 1 being the lowest, 10 being highest
Samantha: 10
Me: I guess you must really love them!
Samantha: Yup. xP
Me: So, you're a big fan?
Me: If you saw one in the street, what would you do?
Me: Like, one of the beatles
Samantha: Yes. I have two CDs, a bag, badges, a pencilcase, a wallet. Loads of stuff. Love them to bits. I'd love to be a Beatle.
Me: Cool!
Me: I take it john is your favorite beatle?
Me: If not, who is?
Samantha: Always and forever John Lennon
Me: I thought so!
Me: It is a shame he died..
Samantha: Annoying insane person x.x
Me: If you saw his murderer in the street, what would you do?
Samantha: I dunno.. Call hospital?
Me: xD
Me: Why?
Samantha: He crawled up a flight of stairs
Me: What, the murderer?
Samantha: And died.
Samantha: No.. John.
Me: Oh
Samantha: He was calling out for help
Me: I meant, what if you saw the MURDERER on the street
Me: Oh no..
Samantha: OH
Samantha: I would try and forgive
Samantha: He IS a / / person
Me: I agree,
Samantha: I mean.. mentally
Samantha: He's mentally unstable
Me: Agreed.
Me: So how exactly did George die?
Me: I heard it was cancer..
Me: What type?
Samantha: Cancer.
Samantha: I'm not sure
Samantha: But he did know he was going to do
Me: I see
Samantha: **Go
Me: What was he going to do?
Samantha: He always joked about saying he was going to be a professional basketballer
Samantha: When the Beatles ended
Me: And he never did..
Me: Such a shame
Me:
Samantha: Nope. xS
Me: Shall we have a minute silence for them?
Samantha: If you want
Me: Right, let me get my clock
Samantha: xD
Me: ok
Me: starting...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Samantha: Lest we forget
Samantha: xD
Me: Yup
Me: Starting...
Me: NOW!
-1 minute silence-
Me: Alright..
Samantha sighs
Me: Yes...
Me: Can you guess who my favorite beatle is?
Samantha: Ringo?
Me: Nope!
Samantha: George?
Me: Haha, ringo in rp books..
Me: Nope
Samantha: John?
Me: Yep!
Me: 3 atttempts, well done
Me: xD
Samantha: John would of carried on with his Peace/love project
Samantha: *have
Me: mm
Me: So apparently paul was a 'traitor...'
Me: what exactly did he do?
Samantha: Errr
Samantha: Married Heather?
Samantha: XD
Samantha: Actually it was John who was a traitor
Me: o.o
Me: Oh
Me: Why's that?
Samantha: He went off with Yoko Ono and made a band
I do le gasp
Me: Deary me.
Me: I love a traitor!
Me: xD
Samantha: Paul and John argued loads
Me: ah
Samantha: They both sung
Samantha: So..
Samantha: xD
Me: I see
Samantha: They fought over who was singing songs
Me: Ah
Samantha: But I think the end decisions were good
Samantha: Oki
Samantha: weba
Me: Ty
Me: Hmm
Me: Does anybody know who show john lennon?
Samantha: Shot?
Me: *shot
Me: Ty
Me: xD
Samantha: xD
Samantha: Yes
Samantha: They do
Me: Who was it?
Samantha: I've forgotten his last name
Samantha: **First
Samantha: But it was something like... Foster?
Me: chapman?
Samantha: Did you search it up?
Me: yeh
Me: wikipedia
Samantha: Probably
Me: Alright
Me: Well anyway
Me: xD
Me: What is your favorite song by the beatles?
Samantha: Hmm
Samantha: That's a toughie
Samantha: At the moment it's a tie between Rocky Racoon and Savoy Truffle
Me: Mm, savoy truffle..
Me: Hehe
Samantha: Maybe Hello Goodbye and Get Back
Samantha: MAYBE
Samantha: Errr
Samantha: Dunno
Me: Hehe
Me: alright
Samantha: I have loads of favourites
Me: How would you rate kylie 1-10 and britney spears 1-10 compared to the beatles?
Me: Kylie mynogue that is
Samantha: 1
Samantha: -2
Samantha: -10000000000000000000000000000000000000
Me: Which one is better?
Me: Kylie or britney?
Samantha: Kylie
Me: Same.
Me: 0.0000 i rate both tho
Me:
Samantha: She fought cancer
Me: mm
Me: Do you think kylie and britney can sing?
Samantha: Of course they can
Samantha: But not very good
Me: I mean
Me: yeah
Me: Do you feel for them?
Me: Like when britney shaved her head..
Me: kylie fighting cancer..
Samantha: Yes. It's a tough world out there. You have to image more than music, It's hard. Like. If you're fugly. You'll probably not do very well
Me: I know what you mean
Me: Some people have really good voices
Me: But they're ugly
Me: so society goes NO
Me: THEY CAN'T SING
Me: When actually deep down
Me: they can
Samantha: Though all the Beatles were good looking
Samantha: xD
Me: Out of ringo and paul, who do you like better?
Me: Yes xD
Samantha: Ringo
Me: Wht?
Me: *Why?
Samantha: Ringo's not blind
Samantha: Love-wise
Me: Ah
Me: Hehe
Me: Does that mean paul is?
Me: ;P
Samantha: Yes
Me: HAHA
Me: Nice
Me: Ok

End of interview!

PEARLZ FAMILY PICTURES

The rockin pearlz pictures - exclusive to this mag!

Mewcutie

Kiha

Manager hotdog (inside, he's REALLY sexy!)

Kiha

Mewcutie...sob...wedgying...sob...manager hotdog...sob...

Manager hotdog...int he cute?

From left to right, the whole band - Kiha, Samantha, Behoimi and Mewcutie

Kiha comic strip! Uh, I think she crapped alot when this happened.

Sekura. Aww, int she cute! ^w^

THE MOST POPULAR PEARL IS:

DRUM ROLL

Spoiler:

Yes, Kiha is the most popular pearl!
Here are the standings:

1st - Kiha, votes of 4
2nd - Mewcutie & Manager Hotdog, votes of 3
3rd - Behoimi, Samantha & Sekura, votes of 1

THANKS FOR READING

Spoiler:

A nuclear threat on english soil. The Rockin' Pearlz being exiled to Managerdizz. Kiha missing happy hour at Manager Hotdog's... And a crazed cougar. It can only mean one thing - Coolband is in for a bumpy 24 hours. The clock starts ticking when a band fan fatality calls for a colossal cover-up - Manager Hotdog style. Cue apocalyptic measures of death and destruction... It's up to Hotdog to save the day... if he can be bothered! Coolband is teetering on the edge in...

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